hallelujahhhh!
Since this place is currently kinda dead, I shall type spastic jokes here to entertain everyone!
Must laugh okay, very funny one! hahahahahahahaha :D
Okay, first one.
One day, XiaoMing was walking along the streets. He saw a fifty dollar note and a fish lying on the floor!
Why did XiaoMing pick up the fish?
guess.
guess.
guess.
Ans: Because XiaoMing is a cat.
***
hahahahahahahah! FUNNY RIGHT.
Okay next one!
Theres this man who went to hell. A devil met him at the gates and told him, "You have been a very bad person! There are eighteen doors of punishment. I want you to choose one where you will spend the rest of your life being punished."
So the man opened the first door and to his horror, saw people being fried in giant pots of oil. So he was like, Oh no no no no.
Then he opened the next one and omg! People being pierced with knives and swords! Now feeling very scared, he quickly withdrew and went to the next door.
When he opened the third door, he saw people sitting on piles of shit drinking tea. So he thought, "eh that's not thattttt bad, a bit dirty lah, but still okay". So he turned to the devil and said "Okay I choose this one!"
The devil asked, "Are you sure?"
The man nodded and so he went into the room.
He had just settled on a pile of shit when the devil reappeared and said, "Okay! Breaktime over! Now, stuff your heads into the shit."
***
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha. LAUGH, quick laugh!
okay one more!
A man called Ali was burnt to death in a fire. He was sooo badly burnt that it was beyond recognition. Since he was without family, the police notified two of his bestest friends to identify his body.
The first friend went in and much to the coroner's surprise, he lifted the body sheet and looked at his asshole.
Then he said, "This is not Ali!"
The second friend, weeping sadly, went in next. Again, he also lifted the body sheet and looked at his asshole.
He too, told the coroner firmly, "This is not Ali!"
The coroner was very very surprised. So he asked as tactfully as possible, "Erm, may I know why you both looked at his asshole to identify him?!"
They replied, "Oh, because everytime we are walking down the streets with him, everyone will go, "Here comes Ali with his two assholes""
***
HAHAHAHAHAH! Do you get it? LOL
okayyy end of jokes!
hahah! :D
byebye!
OH YEAH and referring to Yong's tag, APOLLO WONNNN! (: that's so cool! yayness!
Jiayou for I&R everybody! (:
- yueqi
Since this place is currently kinda dead, I shall type spastic jokes here to entertain everyone!
Must laugh okay, very funny one! hahahahahahahaha :D
Okay, first one.
One day, XiaoMing was walking along the streets. He saw a fifty dollar note and a fish lying on the floor!
Why did XiaoMing pick up the fish?
guess.
guess.
guess.
Ans: Because XiaoMing is a cat.
***
hahahahahahahah! FUNNY RIGHT.
Okay next one!
Theres this man who went to hell. A devil met him at the gates and told him, "You have been a very bad person! There are eighteen doors of punishment. I want you to choose one where you will spend the rest of your life being punished."
So the man opened the first door and to his horror, saw people being fried in giant pots of oil. So he was like, Oh no no no no.
Then he opened the next one and omg! People being pierced with knives and swords! Now feeling very scared, he quickly withdrew and went to the next door.
When he opened the third door, he saw people sitting on piles of shit drinking tea. So he thought, "eh that's not thattttt bad, a bit dirty lah, but still okay". So he turned to the devil and said "Okay I choose this one!"
The devil asked, "Are you sure?"
The man nodded and so he went into the room.
He had just settled on a pile of shit when the devil reappeared and said, "Okay! Breaktime over! Now, stuff your heads into the shit."
***
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha. LAUGH, quick laugh!
okay one more!
A man called Ali was burnt to death in a fire. He was sooo badly burnt that it was beyond recognition. Since he was without family, the police notified two of his bestest friends to identify his body.
The first friend went in and much to the coroner's surprise, he lifted the body sheet and looked at his asshole.
Then he said, "This is not Ali!"
The second friend, weeping sadly, went in next. Again, he also lifted the body sheet and looked at his asshole.
He too, told the coroner firmly, "This is not Ali!"
The coroner was very very surprised. So he asked as tactfully as possible, "Erm, may I know why you both looked at his asshole to identify him?!"
They replied, "Oh, because everytime we are walking down the streets with him, everyone will go, "Here comes Ali with his two assholes""
***
HAHAHAHAHAH! Do you get it? LOL
okayyy end of jokes!
hahah! :D
byebye!
OH YEAH and referring to Yong's tag, APOLLO WONNNN! (: that's so cool! yayness!
Jiayou for I&R everybody! (:
- yueqi
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